Be My Anti-Valentine
In all efforts to procrastinate doing further revision for my upcoming law exam (one day away), I came upon this truly hilarious site for the cynical.
Better still, I was surfing the Guardian weblogs and came across this poem somebody posted:
"When I was ten my boyfriend wrote the following poem in my card:
When God made little boys
He made them out of string
He had a little extra
So he made a little thing
When God made little girls
He made them out of lace
He didn't have enough
So he left a little space.
My Dad was furious when he read the card and made me colour over the offensive poem. "
Oh isn't it so funny... Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
Let's all go to bed so it'll be tomorrow.